Yo minna! You know, i always say that if a day passes by without laughing at least once, then that’s a lost day. Dakara, let me make you laugh today!
I love Bleach and i love the Bleach characters and the silly hair colors and the silly zanpakuto names and chants and… Well, you get it. 
So basically, i am a Bleach addict. How do you know that you’re a Bleach addict?
You know you’re a Bleach addict when …
* You’ve dyed your hair orange
* You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto
* … until you “release” it and scream “Open… Ubrellamaru!”
* Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom’s ‘flower-shaped sequins’, dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.
* You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely “BWAAHAHAHAHA!”
* You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out
* You’ve really been watching too much when you powder your face until it’s pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiora.
* You’ve named your stuffed animal Kon.
* You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.
* You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body
* You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories
* … and then fight with other members when they don’t agree with you
* You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest
* … and then glued a broken chain to it
* You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.
* You wear an eye patch while you white to give your opponent an “advantage”.
* You bust in to class saying “The sprits are always with you!”
* You’ve poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai
* Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell “BANKAI!”
* You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch
* You like to say somebody’s name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration
* You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it’ll come alive.
* Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool.
* You think it’s cool to see “bleach” written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.
* You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.
* You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks
* After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can’t talk
* You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.
* You open up a Bleach web site
* … and call it your life’s work.
* You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say “Scatter Senbonzakura”
* You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as “training”.
* You start adding “-taichou” to the end of your teacher’s names.
* You run around the street wearing a long black robe with sandals
* Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: “That’s Captain [insert your name here] to you.” * You’ve gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: “What strong reiatsu!”
* Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows
* You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea.
Well, i’m pretty sure you had a good laugh over these. Now be careful! I know the weather sucks right now, but be careful when you open your umbrella, make sure nobody hears you yelling: “Open… Ubrellamaru!!!” Teehee!
Ja ne!
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